Torpeh-isms

This entry is a tribute to one of my good friends, whom I shall call "Torpeh." It will showcase her most memorable bloopers and blunders ever in delivering her lines (I Have permission from her, hehehe).. Gosh, she's such a sweetheart!

On fighting with her kabarkada's then boyfriend:
"You're such a loser!!! L-O-C-E-R!!! Loser!!!" (Ahhhhmmmm...)

On buying a hotdog in Galera:
"...yah, Tender Jocy hotdog..." (Our little boy repeated it over and over and over again...)

On teasing Jerome and Pao as Echo and Rustom:
"Uy...pwedeng mag-pa-ow-tograph?"

Upon leaving Bubba Gump because of the body odor of the caucasians sitting right behind us:
Me: Uy, tara na please, alis na tayo...(I was dying of the smell...phew!)
Torpeh (in a very loud voice): Why, can you not stand the smell?
Me: Ahm, [Torpeh], English yon, naiintindihan nila...

And this, by far, is my favorite:

On a Filipino saying:
"Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan ay mas masahol pa sa malansang isda." (ano daw?!?!?)