Suave Line For The Week

You have to know the context where the line was said. It was delivered by one of my girlfriends, whom I shall refer to as Torpeh. Here goes!

Torpeh was in the car with Juan Miguel at Greenbelt 3 parking lot last Sunday. They’ve just finished their date and was talking about their…uh…relationship (or whatever you call it. Labo eh.)

Juan Miguel reached out and grasped Torpeh’s hand. And then he brought it to his lips and kissed it. Torpeh looked at him and remarked, “Alam mo, wala diyan yung bibig ko. Nandito,” while pointing to her lips.

Juan Miguel didn’t know what to expect. Was she joking? He didn’t know what to do – to laugh perhaps? Or take her up on her offer?

Torpeh, sensing Juan Miguel’s confusion, repeated her statement. “Hindi nga. Wala diyan yung bibig ko. Nandito.” And so it was.

Torpeng-torpe nga siya. Hwahahahahaha. =D

PS. Juan Miguel got into a minor car accident after their date. Hmm...I wonder why???